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From Unicyclopedia
May. 25th, 2008 12:35 pmFeathery
It has become inceasingly popular for furries to stop wanting to be mammals and instead have an unhealthy fascination with birds. These people, featheries, are well-known for their fast-paced, extremely sexual and drug-filled lifestyles. They are the bad-ass version of furry. They never stop with their obsession with birds, and are often infatuated with Discordianism, Oviposition and booze.
Also cocaine. And Aynuth. And Absinthe.
They especially dislike another offshoot of the Furry lifestyle, Shellies.
OMG!
It has become inceasingly popular for furries to stop wanting to be mammals and instead have an unhealthy fascination with birds. These people, featheries, are well-known for their fast-paced, extremely sexual and drug-filled lifestyles. They are the bad-ass version of furry. They never stop with their obsession with birds, and are often infatuated with Discordianism, Oviposition and booze.
Also cocaine. And Aynuth. And Absinthe.
They especially dislike another offshoot of the Furry lifestyle, Shellies.
OMG!
