Anubis does many things.Anubis approves.Anubis disapproves.Anubis blows chunks.

"The Israelite God, YHWH, does not create the earth. It already exists, though without form.
He creates man and woman, then makes another woman from the male's rib. The man is Adam, Hebrew for man, and the new woman is Eve, whose name may mean life.
Against YHWH's wishes, Adam and Eve eat some fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. There is a second tree, the tree of life, and He is afraid they will also eat its fruit and become immortal. To protect his realm He asks them to leave the garden.
Look it up. Genesis 1-3."

One day, immortality will be ours. By our means.

I never knew the San Diego Chicken was so funny! He's got the fursuiting thing down good!

BAGHDAD – A female suicide bomber attacked a tent filled with women and children resting from a pilgrimage to a Shiite holy city south of Baghdad on Friday, killing 40 people and injuring 60 others, said officials. It was the deadliest attack in Iraq this year and the third straight day of bombings against Shiite pilgrims.

Al-Kadhem said a "suspicious-looking woman" wearing a black abaya robe "and with her face covered came into the tent and sat down."

"As soon as some people asked who she was ... there was a huge explosion," he said.

In the aftermath of the explosion, witnesses said the pilgrims ran over each other trying to escape.

A man carrying his injured child wrapped in a red and yellow blanket, screamed at onlookers: "What is my son's fault? What did he do? What kind of belief system do these people have? Are they monsters?"


Yes. They are monsters.

I've gone completely bonkers and did up a few questions about GI Joe since the new movie is coming up, along with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and making me nerdgasm.

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http://www.hindu.com/2009/01/09/stories/2009010956071300.htm

<< Isaiah 13:22 >>
Hyenas will howl in their fortified towers And jackals in their luxurious palaces. Her fateful time also will soon come And her days will not be prolonged.

"Taking offense is religions only weapon. There's no argument that supports religious belief, god doesn't exist and morality is something all humans must have because prisons don't bulge with atheists."

http://www.youtube.com/user/potholer54

SpeedingCoho: Hey.
Cyriljackal: heloooooooooo
SpeedingCoho: listen, i'm not in a good mood, and i'm sorry i have to be like this, but it's really bothering me that you happened to IM me and not respond with who you are or anything... i'm irritable, tired, depressed, and sitting in my living room with my dying dog. so if you want to make me feel a little bit better you can tell me who you are.
Cyriljackal: ah i think this is a weird thing that makes two people talk
Cyriljackal: its some weird aim thing
SpeedingCoho: what?
SpeedingCoho: who are you?
Cyriljackal: theres this aim thing that makes two random people talk who dont know each other
SpeedingCoho: well
SpeedingCoho: if you don't know me
Cyriljackal: what name do you see me going by?
SpeedingCoho: i don't feel like talking right now
Cyriljackal: sorry it makes me think you're trying to talk to me, and vice versa without either of us doing it
SpeedingCoho: you IMed ME
Cyriljackal: no the thing did, and made me think you imd me too
Cyriljackal: its like some joke thing
SpeedingCoho: oh.
Cyriljackal: made to confuse people
SpeedingCoho: OH
SpeedingCoho: i'm sorry.
Cyriljackal: sorry that your dogs not well
SpeedingCoho: it's okay
Cyriljackal: i love animals too
SpeedingCoho: i thought you were one of those morons just IMing me for no reason and then playing the whole "i'm not going to tell you who i am" game
SpeedingCoho: yea
SpeedingCoho: it's just my dog i've had since i was 8
Cyriljackal: be well. No im just a guy from PA
SpeedingCoho: he's 12 now
Cyriljackal: just tricked like you
Cyriljackal: what kind of dog is he?
SpeedingCoho: jack russell terrier
Cyriljackal: aw they're so cute
SpeedingCoho: yea
SpeedingCoho: he's really skinny
SpeedingCoho: i fed him by hand
Cyriljackal: always think of Wishbone or enterprises dog
SpeedingCoho: he could eat 2-3 kibble bits or whatever at a time
Cyriljackal: whys he sick?
SpeedingCoho: i think it's just because he's old
Cyriljackal: mmm
Cyriljackal: poor guy
SpeedingCoho: i'm from florida
Cyriljackal: I got some friends in FL too. guy named jay
SpeedingCoho: this is kind of strange
Cyriljackal: lots of friends actually
SpeedingCoho: hahaha
SpeedingCoho: i know jay!
Cyriljackal: no way.
Cyriljackal: works at a college?
SpeedingCoho: yea!
Cyriljackal: shit
SpeedingCoho: there's only one jay in florida
SpeedingCoho: i looked it up on the internet
Cyriljackal: goes my Nexrad?
SpeedingCoho: im joking
SpeedingCoho: which college
Cyriljackal: You had me
SpeedingCoho: i go to FSU
Cyriljackal: I dont remember but hes a mega brain
Cyriljackal: heh
SpeedingCoho: well
SpeedingCoho: nice meeting you
Cyriljackal: oh just for fun, what name do you see me going by ?
SpeedingCoho: by your screen name and font?
Cyriljackal: yeah
SpeedingCoho: alabar
Cyriljackal: im really cyriljackal
SpeedingCoho: you seem like a dad
Cyriljackal: you're going by SpeedingCoho
SpeedingCoho: you're probably old
Cyriljackal: Im 34
Cyriljackal: not old by my standards heh
SpeedingCoho: you're old
Cyriljackal: I'm just not rude
Cyriljackal: Nah 50 is old ;x)
SpeedingCoho: i am
Cyriljackal: 80's OLD
SpeedingCoho: my dog is 84 in dog years
Cyriljackal: wow
Cyriljackal: hes lucky to have someone who's taken care of him
SpeedingCoho: yea
Cyriljackal: my cat is glad too i hope
SpeedingCoho: i got home from tallahassee tonight.
SpeedingCoho: i wish i was still there.
Cyriljackal: what was there?
SpeedingCoho: i live there
SpeedingCoho: for school.
Cyriljackal: oh ah ok
SpeedingCoho: but i'm in miami right now
Cyriljackal: you 19 or something?
SpeedingCoho: semester ended.
SpeedingCoho: i'm 20
Cyriljackal: ah ok thought so
SpeedingCoho: since you're a complete stranger
SpeedingCoho: and i have no one else to talk to right now
SpeedingCoho: and i'm upset
SpeedingCoho: does shit get better
Cyriljackal: well sometimes happy accidents happen
SpeedingCoho: or will i still feel like this 14 years from now
SpeedingCoho: not about the dog
SpeedingCoho: i don't know
SpeedingCoho: nevermind
Cyriljackal: you'll worry about new dumb things. but you should realize they're dumb and just be happy.
SpeedingCoho: will the boy come around
Cyriljackal: which boy?
SpeedingCoho: i just want to know that things in general will work out in my favor
SpeedingCoho: that doesn't seem to be happening right now
SpeedingCoho: in any aspect of my life
Cyriljackal: It will in general yes
SpeedingCoho: thanks
Cyriljackal: you just have to be able to shrug off stupid stuff, but a sick dog isnt stupid . its important.
SpeedingCoho: i'm going through ongoing unrequited love with an ex, and i can't believe i'm so low to the point where i'm bringing this up.
SpeedingCoho: and it doesn't seem to get better, no matter what i do
Cyriljackal: i was in love with an ex for ..... like 3 years
SpeedingCoho: yea. it's been 2 and a half.
Cyriljackal: and that was after i got dumped
SpeedingCoho: i feel like it'll never go away
Cyriljackal: it does but it takes a long time too
SpeedingCoho: i dumped him.
SpeedingCoho: then i wanted to get back together
Cyriljackal: oh he bad to you?
Cyriljackal: or just you didnt know what you wanted?
SpeedingCoho: he hasn't wanted to
SpeedingCoho: but we're best friends
SpeedingCoho: i wanted him
Cyriljackal: im friendly with my ex. but not close at all
SpeedingCoho: he just didn't pay as much attention to me as he did in the beginning of hte relationship.
SpeedingCoho: also we both didn't know ourselves very well
Cyriljackal: guys dont..... they suck heh
SpeedingCoho: but we went to rwanda
Cyriljackal: ???
SpeedingCoho: its a really long complicated story
Cyriljackal: sounds dangerous
SpeedingCoho: it wasn't dangerous
SpeedingCoho: it was really safe
Cyriljackal: mm ok well thats good
SpeedingCoho: going to rwanda made america seem fucking insane
Cyriljackal: whys that?
SpeedingCoho: it's not capitalist
Cyriljackal: hm what is it?
SpeedingCoho: a developing third world country that calls itself a democracy but its people are entirely manipulated by the government
SpeedingCoho: what part of PA areyou from? my mother is from pittsburgh
Cyriljackal: Im from outside Philly
Cyriljackal: Lansdale if you wanted to look up the area
Cyriljackal: I go to Pittsburgh once a year usually
SpeedingCoho: how do you know when you're falling out of it? the ex thing i mean
SpeedingCoho: ive thought i've fallen out of it countless times but it just seems to keep persisting
Cyriljackal: honestly when you meet someone more interesting is when it starts to happen
Cyriljackal: another friend
SpeedingCoho: i feel like that will never happen
SpeedingCoho: haven'tmet anyone since him
Cyriljackal: I did too, but its something you see from a distance, after a while. Not close up or tomorrow
SpeedingCoho: i figured
Cyriljackal: 4 years from now you'll go huh, wow that lasted a while
Cyriljackal: but you'll have some other bf
Cyriljackal: or none and that will be ok for then too
Cyriljackal: still there?
SpeedingCoho: yea
Cyriljackal: Ok just checking
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Sometimes sweet stuff like this happens by accident.

01. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times: Quite possibly The Company of Wolves starring Angela Lansbury.
"Little girls, this seems to say / Never stop upon the way / Never trust a stranger friend / No-one knows where it may end / As you're pretty, so be wise / Wolves may lurk in every guise / Now as then, 'tis simple truth / Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth."

02. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in a theater: It just may be Bolt...

03. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie: Almost anything with Johnny Depp in it. Not that I've seen most of the Pirates movies, but I tend to like anything by him and Burton.

04. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie: Larry the Cable Guy. It would almost assure me I'd never see that film at all.

05. Name a movie that you can quote from: I don't quote movies. I quote facts.

06. Name a movie musical that you know all the lyrics to all the songs: None I can think of. Except below...

07. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with: Jungle Book's Bare Necessities and I Wanna Be Like You.

08. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see: Versus by Ryûhei Kitamura. One of my favorite movies ever. If you liked Evil Dead, you should love this one too.

09. Name a movie that you own: Edward Scissorhands. It's... important.

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops: Kylie Minogue? She made me cry in her Doctor Who episode.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? At some point but I don't remember when at all.

12. Ever made out in a movie? No!

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't gotten around to it: None at all. I find them as I find them.

14. Ever walked out of a movie? I can't say I remember doing that at all.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater. Every single one that's supposed to. Bolt did it most recently because it was the last one I've seen.

16. Popcorn? If it's free.

17. How often do you go to the movies? Whenever Shane says we're going to see one. Otherwise I probably never ever would.

18. What's the last movie you saw in the theater? Bolt!!!

19. What is your favorite/preferred genre of movie? Any over the top Asian action movie. Machine Girl, Pistol Opera, Versus, and Death Trance are good examples.

20. What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater? TRON actually... I think it was in some theater in Norristown. I can still remember being outside it and looking down at the whole place and thinking how small a building it seemed to be to have so many screens in it.