Augh!

Your LJ Family by mrsmisfit
Username
Spouse	bigtig
Son who touches himself to pictures of mom	loiosh_de_talto
Daughter who has a deep black man voice	khenti
Pet
Neighbourhood drug dealer	nexrad
Homo neighbor who mows the lawn naked	qual
Neighbour who blasts polka all the time	rattuskid
Grandmother with a penis	little_wolf
Dead grandfather, still in the bed he died in	street22
How many times a week you and your spouse have sex	945
How much your partner enjoys it	100%

At least the part about qual was right.

Bored Jackals = Dangerous Polls

[Poll #920796]