Jackals Love Jessica Mitford

[cyriljackal]

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[nexrad.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that contemporary funerals are individually more costly than the Egyptian deals for pharoahs. Collectively, though, it's curious. One alternative not mentioned is doing away with a burial or cemetary stint and instead donating one's body to science. That's so what I'm doing. My cells and neurons are like "Oh yeah!" hip with that idea.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

What about the leftovers.


Can i have them?

o_O

[nexrad.livejournal.com]

What purpose would my "leftovers" serve?!

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[arcjackal.livejournal.com]

We're jackals. What do you think?

[arcjackal.livejournal.com]

I really wouldn't mind having my ashes shot into space or onto the moon. That'd be awesome.

[ihuitl.livejournal.com]

I like the nourish-the-tree burial myself.

[buzhongshu.livejournal.com]

Just bury me in a ditch, even if by the road.

Just not at crossroads. I have a bad sense of direction. :p

[kittrel.livejournal.com]

I like their jackal character! Interesting stuff too. From my limited experience cremation is on the rise, of the funerals I've been to more have been memorial services with ashes than the coffin/burial thing. I like it that way better. The cardboard coffin is creepy. o.o

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[nexrad.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the non-neural cellular degeneration will be fascinating, but otherwise?

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

They used to bury criminals at crossroads so their spirits would get confused and couldn't wander home.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

It's very hippy-dippy. In the end we're all tree food.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

You'll make the moon all dusty!

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[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

Three words.

"Nom nom nom"

[buzhongshu.livejournal.com]

On second thought, bury me in a ditch at a crossroads. :p

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[arcjackal.livejournal.com]

If we eat his brains we get his knowledge!

[cameroo.livejournal.com]

Oh that was great. :) You do find some great youtube videos there. :D

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

I am magnetically attracted to things with Anubis. Also, my thousands of spies are working tirelessly to find the same for me.

BECOME MY WILLING THRALL! OBEY ME, OBEY ME!

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[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

No we only get mad jackal disease... like from those cows.