I bet only one person will answer these.

[cyriljackal]

I ____ Cyril.
Cyril is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Cyril, I would _______.
I think Cyril should _____.
Cyril needs ______.
I want to ____________ Cyril.
Someday Cyril will ________.
Cyril reminds me of _______.
Without Cyril _______.
Memories of Cyril are ________.
Cyril can be __________.
__________ is how I describe meeting Cyril.
Worst thing about Cyril is _________.
Best thing about Cyril is _________.
I am ________ with Cyril.

Here, let me begin to help you out....

I am Cyril.
Cyril is me.
If I were alone in a room with Cyril, I would be masturbating.
I think Cyril should become sane.
Cyril needs a life.
I want to maybe continue to be, or not be Cyril.
Someday Cyril will reach self-actualization, maybe.
Cyril reminds me of that self-loathing, obsessed with perfection that will never come, lonely guy in the back of every high school.
Without Cyril I would be insubstantial.
Memories of Cyril are the hardest for Cyril himself to remember.
Cyril can be overbearing.
Like riding the wild pony of oddness is how I describe meeting Cyril.
Worst thing about Cyril is his attitude.
Best thing about Cyril is he loves some people dearly.
I am living inside his body cavity, perhaps within his brain as a chemical consciousness, or maybe his soul (if such a thing exists, which I doubt), with Cyril.

See? Easy.